For Your Consideration--marlboro shand for Commerce

Dear Mr. President Obama,

It seems that you're having a bit of trouble filling the cabinet vacancy at commerce.

Your most recent pick to fill the post, Senator Judd Gregg (R-NH), announced his decision to rescind his nomination yesterday, eloquently stating that it would have been very difficult "day in and day out to serve in this cabinet."

Well, sir, look no further.

I've found the perfect candidate to fill the void: ME.

I love both America and Commerce!

For one thing, I'd never pull a stunt like the one Gregg just pulled.

Plus, I'm a local.

I might not have any all of the necessary skills at present, but everyone knows that on each job there's a steep learning curve. I'm sure being Secretary of Commerce is no different.

Feel free to reach me at your earliest convience at marlshand77@gmail.com.

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