When asked by the moderator how many guns they owned during a recent debate held to determine the next chair of the Republican National Committee:
Incumbent chairman Mike Duncan claimed four handguns and two rifles, Saul Anuzis, chair of the Michigan Republican Party boasted of two, and former Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell replied: "Seven -- and I'm good."
Tennessee GOP Chairman Chip Saltsman, of "Barack the Magic Negro"fame, replied "In my closet at home I've got two 12-gauges, a 20-gauge, three handguns and a .30-06. And I'll take you on anytime, Ken."
If President Bush is still looking for those weapons of mass destruction, he can start with these four guys.
Why do these wealthy, suburbanites need so many guns?
The case is always made for hunting and recreational use. But handguns? Who actually uses a handgun to go hunting?
Why can't we just go back to the old days: If you want something dead, you take a pillow and smother it. No bullets allowed.
I won't spend anymore time trying to figure it out. I'd just rather have these guys duke it out Marlboro Shand style and save us all the trouble.
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In his final press conference, President Bush outdid himself yesterday with his lines about self-pity.
I said it here in an earlier post: He's Hollywood bound. This dude will be clutching in Oscar in no time. Watch the magic as Bush displays his significant dramatic range:
Source: Battle Rages For RNC Chair, 1/6/09, Brian Montpoli
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